
Yesssssssssss
[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
Please omg
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
bouns if you do it as amaizngphilPLEASEEEE
(Source: captainfandom, via zuzu55)


I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
(via zuzu55)

I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.
